I know this is so wrong but I love it when I don’t have food anymore like… I know I need to eat but the fewer food I find in my apartment, the happier I get bc I know I won’t be eating a lot. But I love having a lot of fruits and veggies at the same time but not for eating them.


Have you ever heard the French version? After all, they’re in Paris (and I prefer this version).

Do mi do mi do so mi do / Do mi sol do do sol mi do
Every truly cultured music student knows /Le vrai musicien répète avec ardeur
You must learn your scales and your arpeggios / De savantes gammes et des arpèges
Bring the music ringing from your chest / Mais il faut qu’il sache que sa voix doit sortir du coeur
And not your nose
While you sing your scales and your arpeggios / En chantant ses gammes et ses arpèges

If your faithful to your daily practicing / Si nous voulons, chaque jour, les pratiquer
You will find you progress is encouraging / Nous verrons nos progrès vite encouragés
Do mi so mi do me so mi fa la so it goes / Do mi sol mi do mi sol mi fa la do la do
When you do your scales and your arpeggios /Répétons nos gammes et nos arpèges

Do mi so doi / do mi sol do

do mi so do do so mi do  /Do mi sol do do sol mi do do mi sol do do sol mi do

Though it seems at first it doesn’t show /Ce travail fastidieux qu’on fait sans effort
Like a tree ability will bloom and grow / Un beau jour, pourra valoir son pesant d’or
If you’re smart you’ll learn by heart what every artist knows / Et vous permettra de jouer de ravissants accords
Your must sing your scales
And your arpeeee ee eeggioooooooooos! / Apprenons nos gammes et nos arpèges 


save money by not paying your bills


In case you haven’t heard this lately; I’m proud of you. You’re doing so well, keep going.



appropriate white culture. dance offbeat at the club. scream at your barista when she doesn’t put enough splenda in your latte. clap at the movie theater when the credits roll. put your child on a leash.

prefer to be called caucasian even if you’re not from the caucus region. only empathize with animals and yourself. write prolific dissertations on hunger games characters being oppressed then ignore oppression in real life.